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The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It ..
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A lesbian who is too amusing for words.
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A gay man's good female friend.
I love chatting with my Jill Pickle.
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When a large outbreak of zombies kill's a few million people.
ever seen "28 Days Later"? that's a zombie hollocaust..