Louisiana Kickstand

What is Louisiana Kickstand?


1.

A large fake penis that fits over your real penis, allowing you to have sex with a loose woman more effectively. The best ones have a bumpy, ridged texture, like alligator skin.

-I'd like to slip her the Louisiana kickstand if you know what I'm sayin'.

-Huh? Not really.

-No one appreciates the subtext.

See fake penis, loose vagina, alligator, louisiana, sex


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