What is Louisiana Lobster Rocket?


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The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).

Dude!!!! I wanna give her a louisiana lobster rocket. - example

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