Louisiana Ute Punch

What is Louisiana Ute Punch?

1.

A mythically amazing sexual maneuver. The first step is to engage in such violent anal sex that the penis tears through the anus and uterus walls. Now, with part of the penis inside the uterus, the "puncher" proceeds to fist the "punchee" with such force that his hand passes through the cervix and into the uterus. At this point he masturbates himself to climax.

I hate that bitch so much. If I ever got with her I'd try to give her a Louisiana Ute Punch.

See sex, punch, louisiana, ute, anal
64

Random Words:

Cigaback
1. To backhand someone while holding a cigarette/cigar, thus burning them while also hitting them. "Shut your face or I will cigaback..
Read more
Zantac
1. Zantac is a medicine that works by decreasing the amount of acid the stomach produces. Zantac is used to treat and prevent ulcers in th..
Read more
Backdoor Boys
1. The true, secret name of the Backstreet Boys. Considering that Behind The Music That Sucks has already outed them as a band of merry pr..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free