What is Louisville Slugger?
1.
when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.
Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.
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2.
Perhaps the most famous brand of baseball bat in the world. Beloved among office drones for that scene in
To beat the holy hell out of someone or something with a Lousiville Slugger (or any kind of bat) is "to go Louisville" on them/it. Example:
"Christ, did you see them go Louisville on that printer?"
3.
A southern female that has been beaten with a metaphorical ugly bat.
I am really embarrassed because last night I went down to Kentucky and I banged a real Louisville Slugger.
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4.
A man who prefers to drink his whiskey "neat."
Seamus is not a mixed drink guy; he's a real Louisville Slugger.
5.
when you lather a female up in axle grease, and then beat her unmercifully with a baseball bat. then you have unprotected sex with her.
Dude, I louisville sluggered that chick yesterday. She's still unconscious ion my living room floor!
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6.
a piece of wood like a bat, that can be mainly used to bash peoples faces in
this louisville slugger is gonna meet your face one of these days belle
