What is Louisvillian?
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A spineless person residing or born and raised in Louisville, Kentucky. These people are usually deprived of any type of culture originality or common sense and can be best described as "sheep".
Louisville lacks any real culture of it's own so must imitate cultures from surrounding cities or famous cities from the rest of the country. People raised in Louisville rarely travel into the outside world yet claim Louisville to be the most outstanding city in the world without really experiencing any other place and if they do scoff.
Louisvillians claim to be from Louisville not Kentucky. Though their driver's license reads Kentucky. This derives from the cival war when Kentucky was mostly under Confederate control up to south Louisville. On the other side of the river was the Union army with cannons and rifles pointed at the city waiting for the city to job to the confederate side. So Louisvillians proclaimed to be neutral because they are spineless. Therefore Louisvillians could also be faithful to the Union yet also maintain slavery and racism that still strongly exits today opposed to real northern city's that have integrated.
Louisville also claims to be a liberal city. The epicenter being the neighborhood of "The Highlands". People who frequent coffee shops of The Highlands act like stereotypical hippies, yuppies, beat nicks, punkers and any other "alternative" sub culture which is all very almost comical. Their beleifs are all very contradictive example: most liberals oppose abortion.
Louisville also has a heavy cathothic population and catholic private schools. Many girls found in Louisville are what is called Louisiana virgins. They don't believe in vaginal penetration until marriage yet will do every other nasty thing though of but still claim to be virgins.
Louisville despite all of it's flaws is crumbling and having to conform to becoming a real city. In the past 10 years there has been a heavy immigration of REAL northerners. There is actual culture popping up despite the anger and disdain of the native people.
There are way too many Louisvillians left in this city. I can't wait till we move them all out and get rid of all these terrible pizza places they have here. Wicks isn't pizza it's a JOKE!
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