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When you beat your meat and you spill jizm everywhere.
Cory was beatin his meat when his sister surprised him gettin the couch dirty.
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Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a mo..
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a penis which connot be bothered
*wont have sex
*cant get erect
*sighs alot
*takes up smoking
*with lazy penis you'll often ge..