Lousiana Paint Job

What is Lousiana Paint Job?

When a stripper is giving someone a lap dance and then takes a shit on you.

Last night the god damn stripper gave me a lousiana paint job so it was to sneak into the house without my wife noticing I was at a strip club.

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