Love Bruises

What is Love Bruises?


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bruisingthat is usally found the day after a wild, kinkysex session.....found usally on shoulders, arms, legs and/or buttocks. A GOOD SIGN THAT THE NIGHT WENT WELL!!!!!!!

"WOW, dave must have porked u hard last night, u have LOVE BRUISES all over you...... im soo jealous....."

" oh yes, he DID!!!!!"


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