Love Glove

What is Love Glove?


1.

see condom

"Use a love glove man."

2.

a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.

(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.

See condom, trojan

3.

1) An inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your semen.

2) When you wear a prostitute like a mitten.

Definition 1:

Dude 1: Dude i heard Stacy is having your baby.

Dude 2: Yeah, that bitch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.

Definition 2:

Dude 1) Did you love glove that hooker man?

Dude 2) Yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.

See condom, stalker, jizz, semen, preggers, hooker


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