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The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...
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An act of simulated sex, disguised as a hug but in reality both parties just want to fuck. They don’t yet have the balls to just get it ..
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the act of getting a blowjob after taking a messy shit and not wiping so throughout the entire act your girl has to smell your shit whil..
