Love Heart

What is Love Heart?


1.

a type of "e." Induces feelings of happiness and gives a good trip

"what are they?"

"pills"

"yeah i can see that, but what are they?"

"ooooh, love hearts"

"awesome"

See e, ecstacy, pills, drugs, high

2.

A love heart is a shape that is easily drawn and looks like this: ♥

"Her Love Heart necklace looks really cute and it compliments her dress really well!", said Tamirah.

See heart, love, cupid, love heart

3.

A commonly used diagrammatic symbol of a heart, school kids the world over use it to replace the word 'love' (ie: Billy Bob <3 Cheryl Sixfingers)

The origins of this word are more sordid than most people realise, whilst we all know a heart is more of a lump than a 'love heart', nor is it pink or a defined red, have a little think about what body part looks like it?

If you guessed a spread open woman's vagina, then you're correct. The 'love heart' is the 'love centre' of a woman, a stereotypical (ie: non-uglified) vagina will bear this shape when spread wide by the womans hands, therefore pulling each labia majoris out and upwards slightly, the clitoral hood remains tighter against the skin than the labia majora thus pulling downwards on the pinkish red opening.

So next time you see a 6 year old write their name <3 someone, try not to laugh blatently at the fact they've just drawn a cunt.

<3

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