Love Is Cocaine

What is Love Is Cocaine?


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Everyone thinks they need it to feel better, it's impossible to get, it costs a lot, you can never trust it, you feel different with it than anything else, it tears apart families, it's addictive, and once you start you need it desperatly to go on.

"I love you, I need you."

"Good. I'm going to lead you on until you're seeing your therapist every day."

"Baby, your love is cocaine."

"That's what I like to hear. MUAHAHAHA!!!!" *clubs baby seals*

See torture, pain, misery, euphoria, heartbreak


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