Love Muffin Edit Meaning

1.

a significant other

Bob is Sue's love muffin!

2.

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

See love, muffin, lover, muffins

3.

A drunken piece of ass that you don't associate with unless intoxicated.

Yo Mike is my love muffin, I know we fucked but I don't remember a thing.

See love, fuck, drunk, ass, sex, Gretch

4.

(Noun) An enormous turd, shit nugget or any other type of fecal matter left behind in a toilet for the next person entering the bathroom to find. (note: usually does not have a smell)

Oh Man!! Big Jim left me a love muffin in the toilet this morning.

See shit, turd, ownage

5.

vagina, women get them for free and men have to pay a bloody fortune just to see one.

man can't resist pouring a large helping of monkey custard onto a fresh warm love muffin

See vagina, pussy, hairy axe wound, muff

6.

vaginal pubic haircut. refers to shaved labia, but top part, above the vagina is left unshaven. hence, looks like a muffin.

nice love muffin. did you have it done at the salon or are you the artist?

7.

a totally hot guy a year younger than you, and i mean HOT!

thomas is my love muffin!