Love Muffins Edit Meaning

1. To send a text message while taking a dump. I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted ..

1. having anal menstruation madness at dinner "ZOMG yur mom is having a h.a.m.m.a.d. under our table!!!" See terroris..

1. to bump into someone, usually in a sexualway Jonathan hoochie-schooched into Samantha. Zachariah hoochie-schooch's with everyone ..