Love Pump

What is Love Pump?


1.

The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"

Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?

Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!

See love pump, spinal tap, love, pump, lick, cock, knob, nob, Gary Cherone

2.

A man who says he loves a women to get her into bed/to sleep with her

Oh my god Zim is such a love pump, i cant believe that girl fell for his charm

See love, liar, cheater, charmer, womanizer

3.

When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.

Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.

4.

A name for Ashley.

A very annoying nick name

DIRTY!!!

Shane: Yes, Love Pump


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