What is Love Pump?
1.
The Penis. Popularised by the rockumentary This Is Spinal Tap. A musician is playing a beautiful piece of classical music he has written on the piano. When the interviewer asks the name of the piece the musician replies with "Lick My Love Pump!"
Andy: Hey wanna lick my love pump Sally?
Rachel: Actually it's Rachel and it's more like a hump than a pump. Loser. And one more think. That word is sooo 80s!
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2.
A man who says he loves a women to get her into bed/to sleep with her
Oh my god Zim is such a
love pump , i cant believe that girl fell for his charm
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3.
When a male erection is inserted into a vacuum or spa jet, and becomes stuck in the hole.
Mike Fischer gets love pumps daily, that’s like the 5th time today.
4.
A name for Ashley.
A very annoying nick name
DIRTY!!!
Shane: Yes, Love Pump
