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The single greatest wingman known to man. Good times!
Ellie Hind - "Calum, do you want to go to the strippers?"
Calum - &qu..
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the first shot of semen that goes farther than all the rest
I hit her in the eye with some varsity sperm from all the way across the ro..
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Someone who attends awards ceremony parties with the sole intention of sleeping with famous people.
Why you dressin' so slutty Mar..