Love Snake

What is Love Snake?


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The one eye snake that drastically increases in size when excited in an attempt to impress its prey. When this happens the snake leaves the confides of the boxers and raises into the open atmosphere, however, the snake does not prefer this atmosphere and immediately tries to borrow back into another dark, wet orifice. Once the snake has done the deed it releases a dangerous venom, if not contained, before exiting to its original housing.

Damn baby my love snake is out, lets do it!

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