Love Spam

What is Love Spam?


1.

the action of kissing your hand and then slapping someone square in the forhead using the same hand with the intention of causing pain.

"ouch why did you slap me"

"its love spam"

"yeah but it hurt"

"i did it with love though"

"love hurts"

See love spam, spam, love slap

2.

A garrulous, slightly black-humored, self-deprecating, and completely unpersonalized email sent to friends in family to keep in touch.

While it was nice to know Tom was trying to keep in touch, all I would ever receive were his impersonal Love Spams.

See email, spam

3.

Being electronically spam by the person or persons that love you or you love.

Molly was love spam today by her boyfriend Peter who lives in Ireland.

See love, spam, internet, global, computer, wireless


96

Random Words:

1. the g-rated way to say utter cunt. uptight, bitchy, or just plain intolerable. Yes sally, you're aunt is quite a uppity whodie who..
1. I know what you're sayin'. A response to yadidamean? -Keak da Sneak is boss, yadidamean? -yadidasmell, his new joint's..
1. This saying first used by the rapper Mac Dre describes a person who uses their money or possessions to obtain sex, affection or companio..