Love Trumpet

What is Love Trumpet?

The act of farting while love making

I was shagging her well and she was quite pleased until my love trumpet fired off and ruined the mood.

See farting, fart, sex, intercourse, love making, flatulence

Durrenberger

1. Lazy fat man with a combover and poor work practices Jose is such a durrenberger See combover, lazy, fat, man, work..

Cuslumber

1. When a male awakes from sleep and his penis is hard like a cucumber. I woke up yesterday with some mad cuslumber, damn my dick was hard..

Zylophone

1. The Phonetically correct way to spell xylophone. Which should be adopted immediatly. Next time they ask you to spell xylophone, spell i..

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