What is Loveglove?
1.
A condom used with promiscuous intent
Holy shit man, you shouldn't be fucking that girl without a loveglove!!! You KNOW how much she hates that.
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2.
A textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. Optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.
Rupert, what have you been doing? - you look exhausted?
Rupert N: I have been testing the loveglove (C) - my latest invention. Coupled with a vibrating butt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.
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To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warm..
