What is Loveglove?
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A condom used with promiscuous intent
Holy shit man, you shouldn't be fucking that girl without a loveglove!!! You KNOW how much she hates that.
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A textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. Optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.
Rupert, what have you been doing? - you look exhausted?
Rupert N: I have been testing the loveglove (C) - my latest invention. Coupled with a vibrating butt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.
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A person so drunkthey walk around hunchbackstyle, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.
That drunk zombiefuck stumb..
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The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia..