Lovejob

What is Lovejob?


1.

A male who loves themself above all other persons. A metrosexual, completely concerned with their physical appearance. Confidently arrogant about their looks and ability to score with the ladies. Also known as an L J .

LJ: Yeah bro, I walked up to her and said 'hey baby how you doin'? *winking*

Friend: Man.... you are such a Lovejob!

See lovejob, pretty boy, lj

2.

A word that needs no definition

that girl gave me a slimy lovejob

See Mandrake


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