Lovelock

What is Lovelock?


1.

Someone who excells in the art of 'Lovelocking' paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.

Have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit John?

*10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it*

You've Fucking lovelocked it ain't you John.

See Hugh Janus


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