What is Lovemattress?
1.
lovemattress.
To be a lovemattress you are basically to do nothing but flail your arms wildly while someone has sex with you as if you were their mattress. The thing you
"STFU DOLT THE ONLY SEX YOU GET IS FROM YOUR LOVEMATTRESS"
(The person obviously only fuck's his matress)
See
Random Words:
1.
The process of eating out ones bottom. Specifically with the tounge and/or nibbling of the teeth.
"Fred gave me the gift of tukus..
1.
To get 30 dollars from someone, more commonly a friend.
"Yo bro, lemme get a quick 30."
"This ho's expensive, im g..
1.
When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard&..
