What is Lovemattress?
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lovemattress.
To be a lovemattress you are basically to do nothing but flail your arms wildly while someone has sex with you as if you were their mattress. The thing you
"STFU DOLT THE ONLY SEX YOU GET IS FROM YOUR LOVEMATTRESS"
(The person obviously only fuck's his matress)
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A trance-like mental state of extreme gluttony.
Please remove that brie from my reach, I am in the yam tunnel...
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to defecate
You can´t believe that!...we are in 9 at home. Sometimes it´s impossible to send a fax without people disturbing you!
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