Lovemattress

What is Lovemattress?

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lovemattress.

To be a lovemattress you are basically to do nothing but flail your arms wildly while someone has sex with you as if you were their mattress. The thing you

"STFU DOLT THE ONLY SEX YOU GET IS FROM YOUR LOVEMATTRESS"

(The person obviously only fuck's his matress)

See cum, sex, rough sex, ejaculation
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