What is Lovemonkey?
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1. an annoying way to address one's partner
2. a way of describing a fickle idiot
1. Anon- "hey sweetie"
Anon1- "hey looooveeeemonkey"
2. What a silly little lovemonkey
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A monkey that can be used to replace actual human contact while at the same time never complains when you ignore them.
"I have a bunch of lovemonkeys"
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Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..
