Lovemuffin

What is Lovemuffin?


1.

A nickname for a individual, your spouse, or a very good friend.

I love you lovemuffin.

I've missed you lovemuffin.

Your my lovemuffin.

2.

A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.

A fresh replacement for your hand

I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale

See jerk off, spank, sex, love


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