What is Lovemuffin?
1.
A nickname for a individual, your spouse, or a very good friend.
I love you lovemuffin.
I've missed you lovemuffin.
Your my lovemuffin.
2.
A pastry of some sort that is used as an entry point for a good ole fashion spank.
A fresh replacement for your hand
I mom just pulled some blueberry muffins out of the oven, they looked good to eat, but even better as a lovemuffin. So I took it to the bathroom, treated it, then enjoyed it as a nice afternoon snack. Al Naturale
See
Random Words:
1.
A Bitch and a Half plus some.
My boss is a BITCH 92 today.
See boss, mother in law, friend, self, wife..
1.
to be constipated when on vacation.
"Dude - after a week of Vegas buffets, I cant belive that you still have vacastipation!"
..