What is Loveplum?
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Bellend, either without foreskin entirely, or with foreskin pulled back.
Also derrogatory term, used in much the same way as 'dick', 'cock', 'prik', or, more accurately similar, 'bellend'.
1. Purple, throbbing loveplum.
2. 'Dan, you are a stupid fucking loveplum.'
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