Lover Lump

What is Lover Lump?


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A sexual partner that does not move while in the act of intercourse

Bob: How was your date with Sue?

Jim: Don't ask! What a lover lump!

See lover, lump, limp, lame, frigid, lazy, sex, intercourse, fuck, hump, screw, date, cold, fish, cold fish


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