What is Love-raping?
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Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.
Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".
After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"
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to go to the bathroom to pee or urinate.
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Out on the pull - looking for women. The origin of this expression comes from the fact that a woman has beef curtains. ie a vagina.
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