Love-raping

What is Love-raping?

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Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.

Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".

After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"

See fuck, fucking, raping, rape, love, sex
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