What is Love-raping?
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Banging your old lady like a cheap, ugly, drug addicted hooker, but not quite as violent as rape. Afterward, you cuddle and whisper sweet nothings so she doesn't bitch later that you don't respect her; alternatively, you kiss her softly while performing the violent sex.
Inbetween love-rapings, you strategically plan one or two sweet, slow, boring love-making sessions to avoid random crying spells and nagging from your bitch that you "don't respect her".
After love-raping my girlfriend of 4 years, I whispered "I wuv you squishy-buns!"
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Random Words:
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Like 'fuck' and 'shit'
Little boy: Fuck!
Little girl: Omg you said a bad word!
See fuck, shit, bad, words, lol..
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Great Music. If God made music it would sound like this!
wow man, monkandcanatella are THE worlds best band. The singer rocks, he remin..
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1. Portmanteau of "brutal" and "beautiful".
2. When something is so sardonically beautiful and/or has a dark or mor..
