Lover's Lane

What is Lover's Lane?


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An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"

"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."

"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."

"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."

"Oh..."

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