Lovers Nuts

What is Lovers Nuts?


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A condition that occurs when the testicles feel (to the owner) as though they weigh several times there normal weight due to producing too much sperm and not getting to use it.

He had been gagging for sex for days but tonight she just wanted to cuddle. Tomorrow he was going to suffer with Lovers Nuts.

See testicles, sperm, sex, bollocks


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