What is Loves Me Like His Ford?

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Love as deep and lasting as it can be.

Dick spends more time with that old ratrod than he spends up against my sweet white ass. I wish he would play me more, so I would know that he loves me like his Ford. I'm so jealous of that piece of junk.

See girlfriend, mistress, date, serious, wife
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