What is Loves Park?
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A small suburb of Rockford, IL. It is the city with a heart, but contains only bowling alleys, bars, and convenience stores. The perfect place to get away with any crime except speeding because of lazy police officers.
"Stupid Loves Park cops, they pulled me over for drunk driving right after I left Park Lanes!!"
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