Lovetard

What is Lovetard?


1.

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirtingor other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.

i never get any. I'm a lovetard.

See love, tard, retard, lovetard

2.

used to address a person who you love so much it's retarded how much you actually love them.

Hot Guy: Hamlexi, you are my lovetard, and i want to have beautiful children with you.

Hamlexi: {blushes} that'd be dandy.

See love, tard, lovetard, tarded, lover

3.

When people make a bunch of love-whoring crap (drawings, poems, songs, etc) and post it all over the internet.

ANOTHER drawing of her and her boyfriend kissing? Jeez, Sharon is such a lovetard.

See Scary Mary

4.

lovetard is the process of sexual effort to please a mentally unsound person. also known as banging the re re or doing helen keller.

yea, see was disabled, but damn did she try hard....i banged for the lovetard.

See resex, community service


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