What is Lovewell?
1.
Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a lovewell is exclusively insulting. (Verbal address assumes capitalization of L unless otherwise noted.)
Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.
Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.
2.
Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a
Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.
Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.
3.
One word... woman... w-o-m-a-n. To be called a lovewell is a very hurtfull offence. Feel insulted if you are described as a lovewell.
Goober Parr is another woman. See richard parr
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The biggest gaylord u'll ever see
I am the gaylord lovewell
