What is Low Blow?
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1. An attack to mens genitalia (sometimes womens). Sometimes enjoyed sexually, sometimes just outright painful. In the wrestling world women wrestlers low blow men wrestlers a lot, primarily to help their man win a match, or to excite the ballbusting fetishists like me who watch. Chyna is the most famous female low blower in WWE/F history, but Lita is getting up there too. I would rather be low blowed by LuFisto than any other woman wrestler.
2. A comment which is cruel and callous. Meant to cut like a knife. Hence the term low blow, it hurts.
1. Commentator: Lufisto just low blowed that faggot she's wrestling!
Me: Lucky bastard.
2. You know i didnt get my grade 10. thats a low blow julian.
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1) A thought out, verbal attack designed to kick someone while they are down (can also be done in a joking manor where the instigator reaps in the reward of satisfaction.)
2) Kick to the balls
3-AD testers: While in self induced depression over the end of their 3-AD runs.
maceaddy:WAIT! whats all this talk of ending? I still have a whole 'nother bottle to go through.
MWUHAHAHAHAHA
OCC: I'm going to go write an article for urban dictionary for "low blow" and this is going to be the textual example. lmao
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a violant act of hurting men where it hurts
Vincent Low Blow Derek !! NOOOoooooo !!
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an unfair maneuver (from an earlier term used to describe hitting a man in his crotch)
Bringing my mom into an arument like that is such a low blow.
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slang for sucking a dick
random guy: wow that was a nice low blow
prostitute: thanks its my job
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The act of a male blowing his load at the base of the vaginal opening.
I don't know how anyone could sleep with Dave. He is such a low blow.
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An instult to someone's Father.
Dick: I can see you've uptarded to a fuckin' Chode.
Rod: Oh, that's a low blow. Speaking of low blows, how's your father?
