What is Low Carb?
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Gays have been on this diet steadily for years. It consists entirely of meat and gravy.
A gay doesn't have to measure or count anything on this low-carb diet. He can eat as many twelve inch tube steaks a day as he can handle without tiring. Some swallow only the gravy, pure protein. Weight stays constant.
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