Low Hanging Fruit

What is Low Hanging Fruit?


1.

Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job

'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'

See office space, jargon, metaphor

2.

A term used to describe an easy sexual conquest, requiring little effort or commitment.

Joanna had a long list of suitors, most of them low hanging fruits.

See easy, desparate, whore, cheap date

3.

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.

The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."

See hemorrhoids, piles, fruit, haemorrhoids, grapes

4.

Any gay man or woman under 5'7" in height.

Your trick last night was totally low hanging fruit.

See low, gay, hanging, fruit


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