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convince a chick to have sex with you in a parking deck out on the back of the car or over the hood and make so much noise the guard com..
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Being locked in the slammer, and getting an unwelcome "hello" from behind from Bubba, aka. the toss-salad-man.
My imprisonmen..
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One of those baby restraints with a rope attached so as to prevent a child from running too far out of reach from his/her parental unit...