Lowell High School

What is Lowell High School?


1.

A high school located in San Francisco, CA. Academically, it is the best public high school in San Francisco, and one of the best public high schools in the country. Offering several A.P classes, the students have a reputation for being studious and competitive. Although there are all kinds of students at Lowell, suffice it to say that most are very much focused.

Jon: I'm taking 5 A.P classes! I can't go out this weekend...

Kevin: That's what you get for gong to Lowell...

Jon: At least I may get into Berkeley or Harvard.

2.

A Nazi high school in San Francisco full of Asians. Mostly Chinese who cry when they get the first F of their life on a math test that they should be taking in college. Hated by every other school in San Francisco because it owns every other school in sports. Has about 4 black people per grade, at least 2 of them half something else. If you go to Lowell High School, you don't go a day without hearing "I can't I gotta study for my Chinese test!" Yet even through all the torture and pain of getting a B to get into Berkley they say you have a better chance to get into a school like that. Also if you can not solve a Rubiks Cube under 5 minutes you should not being going to Lowell HS.

If you go to LHS, you have urges to:

1. Correct misspelled words in the bathroom stalls.

2. Sit in your room on the computer for about half the day to all day.

3. Do what you are doing right now

4. Have Yellow Fever

5. Know Mr. Axt is older then the school itself.

Non-Lowell kid: Dude you going to that awesome party tonight

Lowell High School kid: No I got to study for my Chinese test tomorrow.

Non-Lowell kid: But you had one 3 times this week.

Lowell High School Kid: I know! I got lucky this week!

See lowell, high school, chinese, difficult, asian, gpa, math

3.

A school in Lowell Massachusetts notorious for gangs and drug deals. This school is made up of mostly asians and gangsters. Every white kid who goes here skips atleast once to go Arthurs to have a Bootmill sandwich. You cant walk down the hallways or tunnels without seeing a Dunkin Donuts coffee cup, or bullet holes.

The school consists of 4 building, 2 mains building, a gymnasium and a freshman building that use to be a middle school. With 4000+ students and growing...

"I was walking down the halls of Lowell High School and I saw atleast 4 gang fights in 3 minutes."

"I head (insert asian kid name) got shot again in the tunnels of Lowell High School."

See lhs, asians, boot, sandwich


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