Lowe's

What is Lowe's?


1.

Tempory workhouse facility for retards. Occasionally sells home improvement supplies

I just got back from Lowe's; it's going to take me hours to get the drool and shit off my clothes.

See retard, bullshit, clueless, defective

2.

Home improvement store of the third kind.

I went to Lowe's today to find tools to fix my spaceship.

See alien, lowe's, hardware, tools, ships

3.

A Warehouse full of Home Improvement products. Generally they look and act like Home Depot except they are Blue and Red instead of Orange and are the second largest home improvement chain. They also cater more to the richer and more womanly side of home improvement.

Husband: Lets go to Home Depot.

Wife: OMG I LOVE LOWE'S

Husband : ...

See lowe's, lowes, warehouse, retail


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