Lowes

What is Lowes?


1.

A term used to describe the epitome of toolness. Someone who is so incredibly toolular they need an entire hardware store to separate themselves from those of lesser tool status.

Karl Rove is a tool

Dick Cheney is a tool box

Dubbya is a Lowes

See tool, tool box, bush, n00b

2.

A large group of people, like a physical group or a school or club. The term meaning those people are tools and Lowes is filled with a bunch of tools.

Barry is over there in Lowes.

See tool, tools, lowes, douche, tard, fag, dumb, gay, loser, lame

3.

Sometimes referred to as "Slowes" where a situation has been documented that a Lowes store had to go over to a Home Depot to buy lumber just to fill one of their contractors needs. Not only this but they did it in a Lowes rental truck! Genius. Many stores are also seen as clean and tidy but the truth is, they have no customers due to having no associates.

Hey, let's go over to Lowes where we can't find anyone!

See lowes, blue, big, box


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