Lowes Before Hos

What is Lowes Before Hos?


1.

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.

Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.

See ho, hos, bros, lowes, hotrod, home


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