What is Lowes Before Hos?
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When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.
Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.
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someone who has a wedgie
this girl's ass is eatin her shorts, she has a hungry booty..
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Someone who is either:
- a redneck,
- a moron, or
- a poofter
Look at that fucking mole in the corner. Shit, what a Queenslander!
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A synonym to sexual intercourse but more hood in the suburban kind of way.
Tirese: "Yo dog you hear that Leroy got his johnson dr..
