What is Lowey?
1.
A criminal mastermind who likes to plot and plan illegal ideas. Run from this boy
'He's a tres sexy Lowey'
'*gasp* a LOWEY? Are you mad? He'll rob your country of vodka x|
2.
Self confessed, angsty teen, often found trying to find ways of hacking into various systems throughout the education system.Blames most things from poverty, to slow refresh rates on Tom from myspace.Has a strange obsession with dead baby jokes.Full on nerd, but you can't help but love him.
Friend:Hey Lowey
Lowey:What do you call a dead baby pinned to a wall?
Freind:...here we go again
Lowey:ART!
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3.
An ok guy, who has a tendency to be rather a nob sometimes
Me: "Hey, lowey, why are you highlighting words on the school ICT regulations"
Lowey: "I'm just trying to find some loopholes, so I can hack into the school network without getting into trouble"
Me: "Fun"
Lowey: "I know, great, isn't it"
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4.
Lowey is what we call James. Mainly because it is his name. Oftentimes, we don't like to use the word 'James' as it is offensive. No, I joke. There are just too many James's to keep track off.
"James bake me a pie! No, not you James, Lowey! Bake me a pie!"
5.
A species of Englishmen who are prone to acts of randomness, characterized by good listening skills and known for being unique creatures.
That Lowey was off the hook!
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6.
A person who likes to randomly hug or otherwise attack people that he cares about. See
Girls should not approach this person under any circumstances.
For example
Girl - "Hi Lowey"
Lowey - *Dives on girl and randomly hugs*
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7.
Weird guy.. Bit
Girl: Hey, how are you?
Lowey: In love with you!!! Let's go out!
Girl: *runs away*
