What is Loyal?
1.
noun.
A name granted only to those who are gods among mere men. Known for their stunning good looks, unparalleled intelligence, and wielding the strength of 10 men - recognizing a Loyal is almost as easy as picking out Michael Moore among a tribe of starving Eithiopians.
These powerful beings are burdened with the task of using their power for good, benefiting all of human kind with what has been given so freely to them.
Yet, these magnificent beings have one weakness... an unsatisfied craving for alcohol. Luckily, their high fortitude rarely allows them to get too drunk or surely destruction would rain down upon the land. Still, this yearning for sweet sweet booze often prevents the Loyal from achieving their full potential - instead opting to satiate their intense thirst in fine spirits... inevitably pushing their task of creating a Utopia for mankind further and further into the future.
If confronted with a Loyal, avoid eye contact. Often the shock of witnessing their raw image can be blinding and in extreme cases, cause unconsiousness or even death.
adj.
Can be used to describe anything fantastical or mindboggling in nature.
n. "Avert thine eyes, that be a Loyal."
adj. "It's breathtaking, startling, it's... Loyal."
2.
An extremely prideful, closed-minded, and stubborn infant. Stellar at nothing, his exorbitant ego is grossly unmerited. Wait, no. He's pretty good at video games.
"Loyal, your music is giving me a headache and your obsession with ugly girls has led me to believe that you are a homosexual."
"Screw you guys. I'm going home to watch Ninja Tonkatsu Slayer."
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"Each of you fits into a specific category, and each respective category fully explains this or that concerned."
"What about all the people that don't fit in those categories and can't be explained or bound by those parameters?"
"SHUT UP YOU CANNOT DEFY SCIENCE RETARD. CARRY ON."
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"I walked-in on my parents having sex this morning."
"Cool."
3.
A response given as a thanks, or an adjective that praises a person who has given a compliment or acted selflessly.
Dude Fred gave us free
dank last night.
So loyal!
Tom gave me some
dank shit last night dude, he's so loyal.
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4.
Can't get a job anywhere else.
He is loyal to his company.
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