What is Loyalsock?
1.
n. small Pennsylvania town adjacent to
Person 1: Excuse me, what year is it?
Person 2: I don't know, I'm from Loyalsock.
2.
town in Pennsylvania that has absolutely nothing to do other than hang out at sheetz and drive the circuit that really isnt a circuit at all; where all the cool kids hang out...doing absolutely nothing
P1: "Hey I'm from Loyalsock!"
P2: "That sucks, but atleast you have Sheetz and the circuit. I'm from Montoursville and all i do is sit on my ass and do heroin."
3.
a town, although lacking any personality, that is superior to all that surround it
"Hey, I'm from Loyalsock." "Oh, that sucks, but at least you're not from Montoursville"