Loyzer Edit Meaning

1. small keyboard/keypad found on many new mobile phones. Usually too small for normal sized fingers to type accurately omg i jst spild p..

1. A response to something that is really unfunny. Alan: I fucked your mum last night hahahaha. James: ...arf arf. See arf, arf arf, unf..

1. To order a pizza while on the toilet pushing out an exceptionally large impacted shit. Pronounced ooorder. I was really hungry yesterda..