What is Lps?
1.
Leaky Penis Syndrome - Where no matter how much you shake, rattle, rock and roll the last drop of pee doesn't come out until you put your pants back on.
Dude, why are your pants wet?
LPS man.
I hear that. High five.
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2.
Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.
- I need a drink man!
- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.
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3.
Little Penis Syndrome, when a man buys a hummer he's trying to make up for what he doesnt have in his pants.
*hummer drives by with man in i*
"Op... That guy has LPS"
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4.
Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.
I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.
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5.
Short For The Lost Prophets
Did u hear the new lps album?
Yeah it wasnt my kind of thing
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