Lqtm

What is Lqtm?


1.

"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the interweb.

When people type lol, rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.

See lqtm, lol, demetri, boner

2.

'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.

White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!

White Boy B says: lqtm

See laughing, lol, im, funny

3.

A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.

That is pretty funny loll.

LQTM

See lol, laugh, internet, emoticon, laugh out loud

4.

an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such aslol or rofl. Stands for 'laugh quietly to myself'

Guy1: *tells a joke*

Guy2: lqtm

Guy1: wtf does that mean?

See lol, rofl, lqtm, stupid, laugh, laughing, laugh out loud, wtf

5.

lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."

A more truthful "lol."

No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.

It's a filler.

Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.

AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."

AIMname2: "lqtm."

See lqtm, yahoo

6.

v. laughing quietly to myself.

if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm

Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.

Dude 2: lqtm..

See lqtm, lol, lmao, lmfao, laughing, to, myself

7.

"laughing quietly to myself"

because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.

sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off

sn2: LQTM!

See online, humor, laughing, aim


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