What is Lqtm?
1.
"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the
When people type
Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.
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2.
'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to
White Boy A says: he was all up in my
grill !!
White Boy B says:
lqtm
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3.
A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.
That is pretty funny loll.
LQTM
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4.
an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such as
Guy1: *tells a joke*
Guy2: lqtm
Guy1: wtf does that mean?
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5.
lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol."
A more truthful "lol."
No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol.
It's a filler.
Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.
AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis."
AIMname2: "lqtm."
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6.
v. laughing quietly to myself.
if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm
Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night.
Dude 2: lqtm..
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7.
"laughing quietly to myself"
because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.
sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off
sn2: LQTM!
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