Lqtmus Maximus

What is Lqtmus Maximus?


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1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!

Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."

See rofl, lol, lqtm, haha, maximus


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