What is Lqtmus Maximus?
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1- The lqtmus maximus is the major
muscle in the hahass that causes you to
lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When
hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If
the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!
Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."
Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"
Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."
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